that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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