Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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