try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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