Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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