It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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