I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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