just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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