what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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