i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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