Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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