either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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