how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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