Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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