Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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