Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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