I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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