it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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