she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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