And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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