lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
only if we run a train.
done.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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