You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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