ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
