we need to drink 2009 down the drain
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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