She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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