So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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