yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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