so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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