Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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