Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
