Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Who died my cat blue again?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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