i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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