when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
im holly from the hills drunk
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
