I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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