Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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