were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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