Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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