I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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