How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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