oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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