This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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