im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
where am i from again
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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