She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and you said cock pushups were impossible
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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