People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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