He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You are the jesus of drinking
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
