your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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