How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Shame is for Republicans.
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