Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize