Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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