"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
