question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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