whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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