Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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