I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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