kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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